The Trump Fyre Phone 8, with the all new AI Lib detector and automatic reporting to ICE whenever a person of color is detected within 50 feet.

brb, off to make an educational video on the merits of announcing “no homo” and how the simple declaration can restore order and civility.

I look at the Death Stranding games as a modern Oregon Trail.

Don’t forget about the laugh.

or a high speed train… IF WE HAD ONE

he cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, he likes to press wild flowers

I suppose watching my coworkers have meltdowns when it breaks something they’re working on is pretty entertaining

Part of me thinks he watched some inspiring monologue in a movie or show where the character takes an unrelated topic and ties it back to the previous discussion to great effect and thinks “oh that’s easy, I could do that.”

This, had a coworker who bought garbage quality weed from a dealer who reused bags. There were trace amounts of similar quality coke at the bottom of the bag.

Such is the new normal with the regime of incompetent sycophants. I miss the days of only hearing the names of certain state officials every few months and sometimes it was good news.

Keep on keeping on!

You know someones character is at least questionable if they name a military base after them.

Cuckoo ca cha!

Sounds like something that wouldn’t be worth going out of the way to enforce. But rather used to tack on extra charges when someone commits another crime where the extra level of investigation would uncover the flashed firmware. Not that it would do much to deter or prevent what they’re afraid of from happening.

Fo sho, mostly because growing up made me realize I’m never really sho of anything no mo.

Close one, I almost just downloaded a mod instead of burning money.

Great, now I’m shopping for anthropomorphic celery costumes.

Republicans love assigning kids value when it helps strip autonomy from women though.

A relationship that forces you to use a GUI when you already live in CLI is a textbook example of a toxic relationship.

Dragostea De Inchiriat

Iselilja

Tein kai lottorivini väärin

NAIMONONEDARI (not sure how much this counts. I took Japanese in high school but can’t maintain a conversation to save my life.)

Sommernacht

Mikrofonkåt

Hit Sale

Сама-сама

Песенка (also grey area for me, I took Russian in uni but I’m far from conversational with it.)

Skyscrapers

LALALILALA

Dime Que Me Quieres

edit: forgot to include Spanish