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Cake day: June 21st, 2023

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  • "Hello, Harambe, I’m President Donald J Trump, but you can call me Donald.

    You know, a lot of people say you and I are alike. A lot of people, very smart people, some may even be smarter than me. They say we’re alike because we’re both big, strong, have great hair and huge hands.

    But here you are eating ban-nan-nas. I don’t eat ban-nan-nas. Actually I don’t eat any type of fruit. Fruit is for pussies.

    So, I’m gonna order in some hamberders. Have you ever had McDonalds, Harambe? Oh, it’s fabulous! You’ll love it, I promise you, Harambe."

    Harambe kills himself.








  • The damage is already done.

    The intelligence community (and rest of government) must be so riddled with Russian assets that it would take decades, if ever, to root them all out.

    I still can’t believe that the US went from McCarthyism, Cold War, anti-USSR to electing a compromised President and obviously compromised DNI.

    And when will Joe Rogan interview her next? He was always championing her. Or did he rlip flop again because he’s changed his mind and is dumber than the posts of a MMA ring?




  • Xi: “Yes, you have Trump Tower in Beijing, Shanghai, wherever. You no pay full price for building, you no worry about maintenance, power, anything. You just pay much smaller monthly fee.”.
    Trump: “That’s great, you will be so lucky having so many big, beautiful Trump Towers all over Chyna”

    Later…

    Trump: “Best deal ever, truly art of the deal, I totally fleeced Xi”.
    Lackey: “Ah, sir. You won’t own anything. Xi was talking about a lease.”.
    Trump: You’re fired!"