I’ll go ask his hologhost.

Mensinator is the name of the drummer in my gwar tribute band.

Does nobody think that Ozzy would think it’s rad as fuck that he’s an undying digital ghost? I think he might enjoy it. I remember when he first saw a remote. The man loves tech.

And this is financial advice, too!

But they said IANAL and also I’m not a lawyer. So it has to be what I think it is.

Hey what are you doing this weekend I have an idea

I just finished watching the Frankie Fey video about MPreg and now this

Go get em, Mr. Shlong!

Can I just use regular iodized table salt, or do I have to have pure, lab-grade sodium chloride?

Keep up the good work, agent Fleur.

Incredible

But what does Pirate Software think of the situation? That’s what I really need to know.

His dad worked at Blizzard, y’know.

What? No, like, y’know how we all kinda wanna die all the time- like how we all kinda hope the gas tanker crosses the line and there’s nothing we can do about it. Y’know?

I’ve always wanted to be struck by lightning (and survive with relatively few complications). Not enough to tempt fate. Kinda like how everyone “wants to die,” but they never actually kill themselves. Y’know?