This is news to me so thanks for the heads up.

I’m awaiting my db0 approval now.

Pain is the only language some understand. It’s unfortunate but it’s true.

See also: Brodozer and Pavement Princess.

There’s a reason these little piss bucket streamers don’t pull this shit in places like UAE or Saudi Arabia. You won’t get six months. You just don’t come back. Ever.

Good riddance to the little cunt. I hope he gets his asshole resized real good.

I’ve started hiding industry-specific keywords in white text in the footer of my resume in hopes of getting flagged and put in front of a human.

All those stakeholders be like

If observing a system changes it, then quantum mechanics is just the science of everything getting awkward once you make eye contact.

You’re also getting no say in where you end up. It could be any city in the United States.

We’re soft and have abundance now. Wait until the food gets scarce.

Suppressed speech here you come!

Nah. The Antichrist is expected to broker a peace treaty with Israel and its enemies if you look at Daniel 9:27.

That ain’t our Mango Mussolini. He’s a petulant toddler who throws a tantrum when he doesn’t get his way. Trump couldn’t negotiate a wooden tent spike from his own asshole.

It’s not the end of the world. It’s Israeli genocide (what a difference 84 years makes, huh?) and Iran trolling an orange dipshit for funsies. That’s it.

Ooh! I’ve got this one!

I grew up in rural Mississippi and used to work with a guy who admitted to having never seen an Asian person outside of TV or film until he went to college. It was his roommate.

“Pull my finger, Funnie!”

Good catch! I knew I left out some greats. I came up with the list off the top of my head.

I didn’t get into Dragonball until my first semester of college in 2002. Toonami after work-study for an hour and then we all hit the cafeteria.

We didn’t know how good we had it.

My old roommate passed away in 2014. I still miss that goofy bastard.