Not Americans, until now. Source: this article.

I’d rather fuck a person of the opposite sex, but you do you, boo.

Wasn’t it the Canadians who burned it? I’m European, so not that knowledgeable about US history.

It’s the first game I completed, then started the new game+ straight away. Such a good game!

Though it was funny seeing “Max Payne”, now that he’d gotten, what, 20 years older.

Delivering newspapers at 13, worked in a record store from 15.

Does not exist in android 😭

Unfortunately, it’s only one pension fund the article is referring to. I have another one, and they have not made any statements.

If humanity survives, I honestly think the greed will (and should now) be considered a mental illness.

Jesus, give me $5 million dollars, and I’d live on it for the rest of my life. That’d be 0.01% of his net worth, and I’d be so happy. I think many of us would.

But these people just want more. And more. They’re psychotic, and they’re ruining the world. We all know what they deserve.

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Ten years ago, it was Alan Student.

Seven years ago, he called himself Alan ITSupport.

Four years ago, he changed it to Alan Servicemanager.

You want to know what he goes by now? Alan Stayathomedad. It’s really annoying that he keeps changing his surname for each job.

Oh no, the Krafton CEO cannot afford to purchase a new yacht this year. Poor guy. Should we start a GoFundMe for him?

Sunshine? What’s that? duckducks oh, I know what I’m doing tomorrow!

You have my vote!

I was so happy when it was free on my kids PS Premium subscription, because Epic will never see my credit card (even though i have 100’s of games there).

If the grass is free; you’re the cattle.

Ok, let’s call it teconds, tinutes and thours: the idea stands, and I’m behind it!

Huh. I had no idea.

Fun fact: most American chocolates cannot be called chocolate in the EU because they don’t contain enough cocoa.