What good is being president if you can’t instruct your justice department to investigate the woman you raped? Excuse me! I thought this was America!

Could be Anthony Jeselnik. Even if that’s not the guy you should check him out. He’s hilarious.

People dunk on Pete about alcohol because he’s been drunk at inappropriate times in the past, but I think they basically ignore the fact that he probably does a ton of blow too.

Not a common endorsement.

Nobody asked me, but I agree with him.