You finally made a monkey…

God forbid vowels have a consistent pronunciation throughout a word

Zjog, zjoj, etc

There needs to be the geriatric equivalent, like “olding”

Be my guest! Presumably it would also work with Brazil

Did you know there’s an island near Italy with one million Sicilian people?

That’s the biggest number I’ve ever heard

Mummy? Sorry. Mummy? Sorry. Mummy?

Looks like this was generated

I always thought from hearing it that it meant they ate a lot of raw eggs, since that is sometimes associated with bodybuilding. I guess it means you look like an animal that would normally be yoked together to pull a plough or some such

Do you know where Napoleon keeps his armies?