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Cake day: July 14th, 2023

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  • I think it’s the way you are presenting your argument. Instead of using the word dangerous, which it always is, you might mean deadly. It sounds kind of like you don’t know what you are talking about.

    1. Sixty meters is off of the sport diving charts. They don’t even go that deep. I’m not a PADI diver, I’m a NAUI diver so the charts are more restrictive, but to go to maximum depth in our charts (going by memory here) is something like 5 minutes bottom time with NO caves involved. So to go to that depth with one tank would be useless because you can’t stay long enough to really do anything. I don’t even know how anyone could dive without planning decompression stops. If they were using a mixture then they would have training on how to do that.

    2. If that cave wasn’t so dangerous, why did a trained rescue diver die trying to get them out? Was the rescue diver also being careless?

    3. Pretty much ALL cave diving accidents are human error. I mean I guess there could be equipment malfunction, but there are contingencies for that. Failure to plan for that would also be human error.







  • WARNING: This joke is not clean.

    A couple were at a party when they confided in some friends that they were having problems in the bedroom. Their friends admitted they too had problems there but were cured by a fantastic doctor and made the recommendation.

    The couple went to this doctor. He did a very thorough physical examination and told them he thought he could help them. He said, “Step one is, on the way home, stop in a grocery store and buy a box of donuts and a bag of cherries.” Then to the woman he said, “place a donut on your husband’s penis and slowly eat it off to get the spark back in your love-making.” Then to the man he said, “Place some cherries inside your wife and do the same thing. Enjoy.” So they did this and over time the excitement returned to the bedroom.

    Later they met another couple with the same problem and recommended the doctor. So they went to the doctor, he did a thorough physical examination and said, “I’m sorry, but I can’t help you.” The couple was very distraught and didn’t know what to do. So they begged the doctor to help them. Eventually he reluctantly agreed and he said to them, “On the way home, I want you to stop at the grocery store and buy a box of Cheerios and a bag of apples…”

    (Place laughter here.)