Careful what you wish for. Imagine how great a hallucinating washing machine might handle your delicates.

Somewhat related: earbuds for human sized rabbits would be huge.

*renting a tractor

Adding a couple more lanes would get things moving. /S

Has anyone actually run into any of these South Africans? Are they giving them housing on military bases or are there Africa towns popping up in the middle of nowhere or something?

I donate to Pistols for Pandas because those poor guys need all the firepower they can get.

There’s a tiny chance you may be one of those people that can stay productive on heroin and create great art while on it, so everyone should try it at least once. /S

For those that might not know: Pacifiers were/are used by people that are rolling/ high on mdma/ecstacy. The drug and/or whatever other drugs the pulls are cut with can cause jaw clenching and teeth grinding.

This illustration is completely wrong.

The man representing hackers isn’t in a fur suit.

Seriously. The dudes thorax looks like he’s had extra organs installed ‘just in case’.

He needs two livers to process all the research chems he probably stacks every day.

Who would play the young upstart that idolizes/challenges a grizzled and worn out Julia Roberts?

Talk to the hand. You aren’t all of that and a bag of potato chips.

Brought to you by GAmEr SOuPz!

:The sound of a thousand dicks ripping when the single African character was found in Kingdom Come Deliverance 2 :

BlaCk pEopLe neVEr wEnt tO EurOPe iN The MiDdlE AgEs!

What if we build it on a repurposed oil tanker and park it in the great Pacific Garbage Patch?

I misread the first line and saw Gus instead of Gaius.

Now I wish there had been a horny Emperor Gus.

Wow. I’ve been ignoring Windows 11 for 5 years now?

Thankfully, it still has acid to soften up your teeth, pleasing the Secret Cabal of Dentists.

I would be so much more interested in Shakespeare if the cast were replaced with giant war robots.

Howard The Duck v2.0.

Give it to me.