Little-known fact: Palpatine actually tried to ban podracing, but Vader pushed back against it, so it’s still legal.

Satan: ”Ok, so you mispronounced beelzebub which would normally give you -2 on the summoning check. However, your virgin blood counts as a superior sacrifice material so it all cancels out. Now, lemme get my dice…”

Turns out jellyfish regularly have active subscriptions to all the streaming services. If you manage to catch one, you can use its accounts.

John Williams is like fucking Atlas carrying the whole Star Wars franchise through all the nonsense it’s gone through over the years.

surprise new linux feature: Much more space-efficient sudo command

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I bet it’s Adobe. Turns out making or maintaining nukes isn’t really that hard or expensive. It’s just the subscription to Adobe Apocalypse that’s the real blocker for most economies.

You seem like you’re lost. And/or a bot.

I hate it when I accidentally commit genocide after getting cozy on the couch.

“I’m happy to announce that my son will be graduating from Harvard next year.”

“I didn’t know you had a son.”

“Well, not yet, but I just signed up for like 20 different dating sites. I’m sure I can parallelize this enough to be able to deliver on time.”

They’re asking Copilot for help, so have achieved 10x productivity.

That would just make the LLM homicidally bored and want to kill everyone more.

Even the Loch Ness monster is not immune to inflation

And if it makes you feel better, consider how many contexts the word ‘Ice’ can be used in.

Just for the record, I really don’t like ice. It’s cold, slippery and wet. And people ruin perfectly nice whiskeys by overdoing the ice in them.

Also fuck the shitty US fascist police, too.