So a fourth Mega Man timeline then?

Crash Worship.

They were an anarchist art collective out of New Orleans that put on these incredible live shows.

Guess who’s model just plateaued.

That money wasn’t thrown in a bonfire.

It was mostly embezzled.

I’m beginning to think that these numbskulls are drinking it directly from the fucking can.

The only gay guy to have never seen Evita.

GENESIS PLANET?!?

Do Macs seriously not let you control the options for when the screen is closed?

Iteration X.

The more startling revelation is that a Monte Cristo is still a sandwich even though it is served hot.

“Just let the AI handle it!”

And now they’ve lost 3 billion in revenue.

Fun fact: The Talos Principle is by the same devs that made all the Serious Sam games.

People think we’re unfathomable or unknowable, but it’s actually quite easy to get to know us eldritch horrors.

The movie version of The House with a Clock in its Walls.

Meh.

Wyatt Cenac still had the best show.

The Cell is very pretty, but it’s plot is so wafer thin that it borders on ridiculous.

Imagine watching all three when you’re just nine years old.

And you’ll have my childhood.

My beard always gets me funny looks when I use the ladies’ room.

It’s a US tradition not to have healthcare coverage.

You mispelled “The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai: Across the Eighth Dimension”.