Cormac McCarthy’s aversion to quotation marks and proper capitalization make it literally challenging to read, and it’s supremely depressing.

I love it.

“I’ve been worse”

Hey fattie boom boom

I’m still a Rammstein fan so… yep, sadly.

I’ve been in the same situation as a dude with a lady, and when she said “oh you don’t need that” I momentarily panicked and said “well you don’t really know where I’ve been.” She put two and two together and realized that I also was saying I didn’t know where SHE had been either and it wasn’t an issue, but I definitely considered it a red flag considering we’d known each other for about 48 hours at that point. The relationship did not last very long.

Mastodon, Lamb of God, and Tool - bonus points for getting a few of them together on tour. Awesome live shows, great lights/pryo/etc and 100% crowd participation.

Guys who refer to women as “females”

ninja edit - I see I’m late to this party

The obvious answer here is to get on an excel community, post your attempt at it and claim it is working perfectly, then wait for someone more knowledgeable to angrily correct you.

How people behave towards animals is a really big one for me. If someone doesn’t like cats or dogs or any sort of critters for any reason other than a traumatic childhood attack memory I assume something is deeply wrong with them. I realize plenty of bad people don’t hate animals, but I assume if you do then you can’t be good.

I understand the program and/or participants were pejoratively referred to as “McNamera’s Morons”. They had an absolutely dismal survival rate for what I imagine are super obvious reasons. Beyond fucked up and still somehow not in the top 5 of fucked up shit our government and/or military has done to our own citizens.

This is why Forrest and Bubba went to Nam, and why Lt. Dan was not super thrilled to have them in his squad.