Meta “We only created the Torment Nexus because of very flimsy reasons.”

Tax breaks are offered because data centres provide permanent, good paying jobs. /s

Chaining people’s immigration status to their employment just slavery with extra steps.*

*Yes, I know employees are paid however they can’t change jobs and they are stuck with whatever pay the employer gives them.

Probably not however when you are rich, you can do anything.

Democrats “This is a moral scandal!”

Republicans “Yeah, Platner didn’t try to fuck a child.”

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I don’t gamble. I buy stocks in companies.

Hello Pot. My name is Kettle.

First we give them just under a lethal dose of PCP. While the PCP is kicking in, start playing some pump up music. Put a mask on each of them; the mask being that person’s enemy. Benny Netanyahu wears a black person mask and Trumpty wears a Palestinian mask. Put them into a room that is playing more pump up music with the speaker saying words like “fight”, “attack”, “maim”. Throw in some makeshift weapons.

Charge like $20 to watch the livestream. If we’re lucky, both of them will kill each other.

This format can also be used for billionaires.

Not if we give both of them a little fair amount of PCP.

A rising tide lifts all boats.

Ohh Mikey, when did Lumpty Trumpty departed from conservative principles? Was it when Lumpty Trumpty came done on the escalator and immediately started saying racist shit? Was it when Trumpty was caught on video claiming about sexually assaulting women? Or was it when the racist and sexist comments picked up? Was it the breaching of the constitutional rights?

If you deny a person access to healthcare, that’s just good business.

Please, pretty please can we Supreme Court Justice Kid Rock. Let’s just abosuletly confirm that SCOTUS is just a circus.

Judge Snyder: [he has been given a fake verdict by Hutz who listens nearby] This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin! And it still says “guilty!” And “guilty” is spelled wrong! [Hutz squeaks in shock]

Oh Dagon, Father of the Deep Ones. Please hear our prayer and accept our sacrifice.

Alternative proposal: simply change the working day to 6 hours.

I think we would gave better luck finding a way to have a 30 hour day.

Nah, those kids can get fucked.

Every time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “

Trump can’t allow himself to get wet why is that?

Cause Ol’ Lumpty Trumpty will melt.