wait… WHAT??? Aww 😟😕

Wait, what??

Kitty doesn’t look super chill

Merde

Yesssss! By the way, mine sucked his tail and lovingly licked the walls (?), when he was Val’s age. He’s not entirely normal yet 2 years later (he chases his tail and noms on electric cables, is very scared of his shadow but would chase after cats 3 time his size, and would slurp stagnant gross water instead of his fresh water bowl) but he’s healthy?

I too would give my axe for Val and her grumpy protector (where is he btw)

Fair enough… but I’d also help the gardener-feeder out and cut a little bit of the tall grass, dandelions, weeds, Luzern, buttercups… Instead, he seems like a run of the mill poppy addict with a tomatoes munchie habit. NIMBY!

I have a deer who visits my garden and only eats the flowers - not the plant of the flowers, mind you, just the fucking petals, in particular the poppies-, and the heads of my tomatoes… there’s grass the entire fucking place. Like, whhhhyyyyyy???

I was gonna say, isn’t that a frog? Which one is it: all frogs are toads or all toads are frogs so that we can all settle on one vague but accurate term?

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What do you use it with if not with headphone jack nor Bluetooth?

The body is what bugs me: I got it for an old-school feel but I found it way too light. And yeah, the buttons are not at all intuitive. I’m overall disappointed

They are so twitchy cute!! How do they not poke their eyes at the speed they are grooming each other?

You guys are right, I’m wrong

While miss congeniality is a… movie, the op’s screenshot is from “Drop Dead Gorgeous”, which is a great satirical movie with Kirsten Dust.

I help frogs and toads cross the road during mating season and count them.

Oh I didn’t see the tiny shoes

A Siamese baker!<3

Every non German speakers get a tickle when they understand one. I feel like I’m part of a secret circle when I do

When we were kids and on holidays, my parents got into a really heated argument about the name of a jam’s brand. My mom “it’s Hero!”, dad " no, it’s Delicia!". They were both so adamant, it put a real damp on the entire vacation. Finally back home they went straight to the pantry to check out the name of the jam that was called Hero Delicia. Yeah… that was dumb.