cat is just trying to prevent all the spiders from climbing into your mouth and you lock her out.

If they are reading anything but the new testament then it is just a history lesson.

Groins plural?

If working at home, naked with just socks is allowed.

I have yet to have a good experience trying to get anything to work with systemd.

I read a old SiFi short story called ‘The Marching Morons’. Idiocracy and part of the Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe could have been based on this story. At the end the remaining smart people convince the morons that mars is heaven and launch them into space and blowup the ships.

Shifting of focus (eyes to keyboard then back to screen) can slow you down a lot. With computers I just stare at the keyboard and type. Problem with this is when something happens on the screen and the cursor is no longer where I think it is.
What I hate is the forced use of the mouse. Either make it all mouse or all keyboard navigable. In fact, with people having to use screen readers, all forms need to be keyboard navigable.

I also can’t spell

Is it really a house if it doesn’t stop the wind or rain?

Incompetence definitely has Occam’s approval at this time.

I am taking the photo. I was always the one taking the photo.

I have not been happy with most Chinese purchases I have made in the past. Are the EVs going to fall apart in 6-8 months also?

Eat an eats?

No, not unless it is some sort of instantaneous matter transmission. Assuming mass and inertia still apply it would still take years to get to the closes suns. Hugh expense, difficult to control and limited benefit. Probably end up bankrupting the sending country.

A rude awakening!

when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose

Weeding out the stupid.

If you allow Don as a shortened version of Donald there are a bunch. Don Juan, Don Quixote, etc.

Nobody shied away from Joseph after Stalin.

The Stanly Parable. Boring walking simulator with cheap philosophy.