If Anthropic’s mouth is open, you can expect a lie.

It will last exactly 6 months and die.

Now you can have a slow computer that dies in exactly 6 months.

Someone’s upset they’re not getting their kickback.

To defend the VantaBlack he’s spraying on his head

He can’t even control ChatGPT

Can someone update Jensen’s drivers to something more stable?

Usually food.

The balls that you’re bringing to the restroom will naturally acquire a poop scent.

20? Seems overly generous

Naturally becomes poop scented.

I’m a fan of the African Rain Frog

Too embarrassed to stay in DC

Panties droppin’ everywhere

You could make Burger King nearly infinitely better by PUTTING THE CHEESE ON THE BURGER TO MELT, YOU PRIMITIVES

The enshitification will continue until morale improves.

What a sucker.

Still not upgrading. Suck it Microslop

Can’tberra

Bigfoot, Bermuda Triangle, AI taking over jobs.