Half the fun of ketchup is the PpPpPppPpPpptt!

Except when you get juice with it…

thank mr skeltal

CDPR is about to serve us up the tutorial again, but with entirely new music.

He can’t keep getting away with this!

I’d munch her…

I can’t think of many examples so my comment is worthless, but for years I had this experience with Rotten Tomatoes and hated the site/community for it. Some of the most artistic and impactful films I had seen would get a 30% or something, and I’d be like how?!

I guess one more recent example that I do have was The Northman while it was still playing in theatres. It scored well enough on Rotten Tomatoes over time, but initial reviews were trash and I was hard-pressed to find a single person online who enjoyed it. Just endless shitting all over it. Comments sections full of folks calling it the worst/dumbest thing they’ve ever wasted their money on.

My wife and I went into it blind and were honestly blown away. It was like John Wick with Norse mythology. From the very beginning where Willem Dafoe is howling and going into a crazy shamanistic fire trance to the big otherworldly climax at the end, we were floored by how fucking cool that movie was. A genuine piece of art. Got us both playing Valheim again soon after.

Not sure what changed, but despite the 90% Tomatometer, the 64% Popcornmeter still shows that audiences were fairly divided. But that spread was way worse a few years ago. The part that perplexed me most is that most people’s criticisms of the movie could just as easily be applied to Mad Max: Fury Road (which I ironically thought was hot garbage).

My daughter and I have been listening to Jesse Welles’ (Under the Power Lines versions) of Autumn and Anything But Me quite a lot. Certain is also fire, but a little too political for my 6-year-old to grasp.

I read that as “fucked them in the balls with no lube” and I really liked the way it sounded.

Newgrange is essentially my holy place, and I hope to see it one day. Mythology or not, to stand where the Tuatha De Danaan are said to have inhabited and are now laid to rest would be otherworldly.

They’re not my current brand of spirituality, but they set me on the path long ago.

Freeman’s Mind is such a comfort to return to every now and then. Ross has one of those Homer Simpson voices that make me feel warm and at peace just listening to.

Fuck yeah… I remember that guy from Operation Body Count (1994 / MS-DOS)… He was tough to take down, and melted into a Thanksgiving turkey when you finally managed. I only had the demo that let me play one level, but I played it a lot…

This was my experience with poutine before and after visiting Canada. No one truly gets it until they’ve had it. The real stuff. Not shredded mozzarella over fries.

White cheddar cheese curds/squeakers over fries with piping hot brown gravy poured directly over.

Now I live in Canada and eat it all the time.

I’ve lived in my house longer than all the women in Africa.

What about NOT step family member fucking NOT step family member porn? 😉 😉

(EDIT: I make jokes about common porn tropes, but after reading the article, it sounds as though it’s aimed specifically at step family porn has an underage/child role-playing element)

I almost got detained for bringing Exploding Kittens in my luggage. The game meows when you open the lid, so the device looked really suspicious. And the name on the front didn’t help.

Shit fucking game, by the way.

Bees went fucking nuts for my lupine, even while living in an urban environment. Only problem was that the aphids did too. So many that it was revolting. I had to aggressively remove them every single day of the colonies would explode and destroy my lupine within a very short time. They’d suck it dry.

A lady who supposedly “worked for a water company” and won’t drink tap water argued very confidently this morning that the little flakes you can see in tap water are not minerals. I put on my serious research face, but only had to do one Google search (they’re minerals).

I mean… Yeah… This is kind of how it feels here.

That man’s face needs to be studied. It is incredible.

My kid stumbled onto them once and within a dozen or so videos she witnessed Shrek murdering Peppa Pig’s family. And we heavily, heavily moderated her viewing, as well as her feed and recommendations. Left the room for a few minutes and came back to that trauma.

Fuck YouTube Shorts.

https://youtu.be/tUE8ZGV5RI8