If we buy pizza we have to put the boxes in the oven. Our little bastard will shred the box and eat the pizza. And that’s not good for his little kidneys.
If we buy pizza we have to put the boxes in the oven. Our little bastard will shred the box and eat the pizza. And that’s not good for his little kidneys.


Be the unemployability you want to see in the world!
No, but only because I had a gf(now wife) at the time.
My gf knew I was there, I was being a supportive friend to my buddy who’s gf broke up with him for another of our friends. Shit was messy…but at least we had a great night. He’d bought himself so many lapdances I got 2 freebies.


What the 99.9% Figure Actually Measures
The conviction rate tracks only cases where a prosecutor has formally indicted a defendant and brought the case to trial. It does not reflect the outcome of all police investigations, all arrests, or all cases referred to prosecutors. This distinction matters enormously. Japanese prosecutors decline to indict in roughly 60% of cases referred to them by police, meaning fewer than one in three cases that police hand off ever reaches a courtroom.1 The 99.9% applies only to that narrow slice of cases that survived the screening process.
This makes direct comparisons with other countries misleading. In the U.S. federal system, prosecutors indict more than 80% of referred cases, but over 97% of those are resolved through plea bargains where the defendant agrees to plead guilty in exchange for reduced charges or a lighter sentence. If you counted those guilty pleas as convictions the same way Japan counts trial outcomes, the U.S. federal conviction rate would also exceed 99%. The roughly 83% conviction rate Americans typically hear about applies only to contested trials. Japan has no comparable plea bargaining system for most crimes, so nearly all its cases go to a full trial, and the 99.9% figure reflects verdicts after that process.


✊🏾 the struggle is real fam


I still remember your first post. Glad you’re still going ❤️


Hey doctor, take a look at this big cock!


Certainly not everyone who said this would happen!
I don’t think that word means what you think it means.


Unfortunately they’re the best and also closest. I’d rather call to make an appointment and remind them why I don’t use the online portal than be charged for poor care for my cat. Really not a difficult decision for me.


Why would he fuck with his embarrassment streak? Not like he has the cognitive capacity to understand what’s happening.


Touché


There’s a possibly unsurprisingly high number of these…like my vet’s online booking service. Literally cannot access it without Chrome. Not Chromium. Not Firefox. Not any FF derivatives. Only Google Chrome. It’s frustrating. I used it once because the office was closed, and ever since I call in to book. When they tell me I can book online I tell them that the system doesn’t support my browser of choice, not just my main choice but the top 10…


Why would I pay £80-£100 for a broken-ass bag of hickory smoked goat anus, when I could pay £15-£45 for a really decent indie offering with a tight, properly thought out game loop, and free content in future updates?


CNN anchor John Berman said Tuesday as the news broke. “We think that’s what the administration announced just moments ago.”
No one is entirely sure exactly what the Dementia in Chief is ever saying.
Macron added, “We are not going to take part in any forceful operation within a framework that does not seem clear to me.”
Others have said Trump risks “humiliation in full view of the world.”
That implies that he hasn’t already been an embarrassment multiple times prior to this.


Depends on where you start the count from 🤔


Shocking, I know…


So the same amount as if you or I were to seed a single torrent of a movie. Cool.
Idk…seems more like a Cock-nosed Douche-Canoe to me.