Which part of “someone” is the hook in on that little square?

You lost me at “call someone.”

I am the keymaster.

Oof acknowledges someone’s feelings, and bruh expresses empathy. These sentiments are important and often overlooked. You don’t have to always launch into your own story. Simply acknowledging and empathizing is a powerful way to build social bonds.

Also brevity is the soul of wit, so oof and bruh might qualify as the greatest things anyone has ever said in history.

Rage Against The Machine

I don’t think you can jump to Linux. Don’t you have to strut there wearing sexy tights?