I will also recommend watching the bad D&D movies from the 00s. All three of them. Bonus points if you watch it with your D&D group and cracking jokes over it.

You should. Something tells me you’ll like the jokes in it.

I’d go even further! Bards are a support class. Their abilities power up their allies more than the bard themself. If we extend that to courtship, then surely a bard is a wingman, using their charisma to help their buddies get laid. The classic Cyrano de Bergerac archetype.

…I wanna play that now.

Please stop acting like bards are the horny class. This is D&D. They’re all horny classes. Might I suggest a draconic sorcerer with daddy issues?

Something tells me attempting to sue Nintendo because you didn’t get the job should count as a pretty major blemish.

You can also get down from a duck, like I said. Why the heck did you post this?

Don’t be such a downer.

I did see a German video where they sang “Springtime for Trump”, but it looks like it got taken down.

And because they’re so angry all the time, nobody wants to fuck them.

LLMs are random. Its weighted randomness that frequently values racist outputs like whitewashing a crowd or calling black people monkies (to name two recent examples), but it is still random. That’s why you can ask it the same question twice and get two different answers.

Ever notice how AI defenders try to pretend the technology is better than it is, and brush past the countless failings and ethical failures inherent to the technology by condemning humanity? A bad toolsmith blames the worker, I guess. At a certain point, if the technology is only doing bad things, or doing things badly, it might just be bad technology.

It makes mistakes with an alarming frequency, all with the same confident tone of writing as when it says anything else. It’s wrong so often that you’d need to use another source of information just to confirm it, which defeats the point in using AI in the first place!

It’s not smarter than the smartest humans, or even AS smart as them, or even as smart as REGULAR humans. It’s not even smart. It’s a magic eight ball that sometimes has the correct answer by pure chance. No intellect. No reasoning. Just probability.

Also: It steals from just about everyone; it encourages suicides and mass shootings; it’s frequently racist in its outputs; it’s burning, boiling and polluting the planet; it’s being forced on people who don’t want it; and billionares are using it to manipulate people. Probably some other stuff I forgot to mention.

Just in case you weren’t sure why AI is bad.

You can just cast fly on a regular rhino. The weird rule interaction is for giving the rhino wings, but it’s still pretty balanced for where you can do it.

Also, this has convinced me to add winged rhinos to my campaign world. Wingless rhinos are the weird thing now.

Imagine if I offered Dua Lipa 500 quid to have sex. She doesn’t need the money, she’s doing fine in the bedroom, and I don’t have that much money to spend. We can’t try to sweeten the deal by saying I’m a good lay. Even if we’re not being self-deprecating, we both know I’d be getting the better end of the deal here. She would be insulted I even asked.

That’s what’s going on. eBay is doing perfectly fine without a physical storefront, and GameStop isn’t a catch. GameStop made an unsolicited offer, and doesn’t have enough to actually pay it. This is an insult of an offer.

I love how this probably isn’t illegal, but people are checking for a law he might have broken because they really want it to be.

Just gonna point out, like I did the last time this comic was posted, that she’s wearing a hoodie and holding a smartphone. This isn’t a medievalish world.

Eh, Putin’s in charge of both anyway, so there’s not much difference.

There is one way that “one man and one woman” wouldn’t be true, and that’s the trans community. Then again, I’m pretty sure the article isn’t thinking about that.

I just saw three comments in a row trying to correct each other while saying the same thing in different words.

…think to yourself “Is this something that insert racist/bigot who is incompetent would do?” If it is a yes, don’t post it.

I mean, they obviously would do it, or the headline is wrong. If they wouldn’t have done it, they wouldn’t have done it, but they apparently did.

But that’s just me being pedantic. I do agree with you that a lot of posts are just trying to dunk on Trump and his group chat for being stupid. Being stupid is not enough to be funny, and the headlines here should be comedic in some way.

You think these fuckers are giving us cake?