I started the day with the news that Dick Cheney is dead. Now I’m ending it with news that Zohran Mamdani is mayor. It’s been the best day in a long, long time.

Nothing like rush hour to get away from people and their bullshit, amirite?

An attempted handjob by a woman from a country where circumcision is rare, so she went for the death grip.

I like how you assume that society will choose to have a future over self-immolation.