Everybody gets the fuckits from time to time.

Gtfo with your TaX TeH wOrLd bullshit. I aint ever climbed a fucking mountain.

Cooking is not hard. Hell’s wrong with people?

Glad I haven’t used an app store for anything in a couple years.

Pacific northwest 'eh?

Watching this on my phone really got my introspection kicking.

We have shitty camera sensors on our forklifts at work. Let me tell you how much they suck. I have done various hallucinogenic drugs, well over 1000 times in my life. And I ain’t never seen the things these dumbasses censors be tripping on.

Meanwhile, they stayed silent when some dipshit from the office almost got fucked up the other day because apparently HE is fucking invisible…

Why go to heaven, where you have to constantly kiss your gods ass, when you can go to Valhalla! And drink with your Gods! SKAL!

I bet you believed the popcorn lung hysteria as well. Maybe you should educate your own ass.

That’s why I be going to Lowe’s.

Home ec was awesome. The girls didn’t like me, but I can cook like a motherfucker.

I have no swagger, but I often scream in the mornings.

Only until you get the required perk points to automatically make ten of them while you sleep.

You should see the warning labels on my lawn mower. They include not mowing over children, and fire. With little illustrations lmao.

Some euro countries are doing the same shit amigo.

Shadowheart is beyond useless lol.

LEAVE ASHLEY ALONE!!1! 🫠🙃🤪😭

It did better than I woulda.

Ditto homie. We should all reflect on our shortcomings.

Stick your generalizations up your ass then.