“Oh Claude I’m gonna cum”

“You’re absolutely right!”

This is like peak Internet right here. Pure nostalgia.

Is this like when you bury a body under endangered plants?

I played this today while teleworking. It was fun!

As someone else mentioned, humans are hilariously good at cardio. And the more you do it the more efficient you become at it, which means less calories burned.

Then there’s NEAT (Non-Exercise Activity Thermogenesis) which is unconscious movements you perform during the day. This accounts for a huge number of calories you burn during the day. Both exercise and cutting calories reduce NEAT, especially at you get leaner.

This isn’t to say you shouldn’t cut calories or exercise. Reducing caloric intake absolutely works, you just need to be aware that your body will adjust to it, and that you should take breaks from dieting occasionally to bring your daily estimated calorie burn back up. Exercise should be thought of as something that improves health with a side benefit of some caloric burn.

Just my opinion.

I’m pretty sensitive to caffeine but I like soda, so I drink this. Mostly water and decaf coffee, though.

“YOU and your classmates will be responsible for paying down the national debt”

JFC. Have you seen how much your president has jacked it up lately?

There’s a restaurant here called Chai Pani and I never understood why they’d name themselves that (literally “tea water”), but then my Indian father-in-law explained to me what the term is actually used for. It’s used if someone wants you to bribe them. It’s kind of like asking for some money for coffee - “I need money for tea”.

I know some don’t think that pizza qualifies as pie, but surely Chicago deep dish must?

Dessert pie-wise, cherry is always my go to.

I’d love to try making a chocolate cherry pie sometime.

The drinking began…

I think something we didn’t consider is that a node can only link to two other nodes. Because two hands. And a node can only be linked to by another node, because one penis.

This seems like a circle jerk, but with everyone involved it’s less of a double circularly linked list and more of a map. A map jerk.

Good tip, thank you. We do keep an eye on our dogs’ diets and weights, generally.

Same! I’m assuming an AI company will snatch up the domain.

Premium my ass.

I love our local coffee place. We bring our dogs. The baristas bring them cups of whipped cream. The place is cozy and they sell art from local artists. And the coffee is actually good and doesn’t taste like someone burned it. I usually make my own coffee, but it’s nice to go there once a week and just enjoy being there. That is premium.

Sorry, *Terror not Horror.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nMXo_moi5x8

Skip to the last 5 min of you want. Just reminds me of it for some reason.

Have you ever watched Trilogy of Horror?

“I’m shitting myself right now and no one knows”

(we do)