Tried to kame hame ha the lunch line because it was too long and he didn’t want to miss the last of the pizza. To his surprise - and literally no one else’s - it did not work.

Y’know… you’re typically supposed to send out the invites before you put out the balloons.

The kids would say Steph Curry.

Neither. An adolescent goat.

Alright, look… I still write all of my own code… originally…

What I will 100% offload on some two-bit clanker slop agent is a last minute change request that fundamentally alters the structure and scope of the project.

Hey, if you’re not going to put in your best effort to plan, then why should I put in my best effort to develop? 🤷‍♂️

Joke’s on you. I use a VPN.

Did they say “M-S D-O-S computers”?!

Oh god, I feel old… The kids have forgotten how to pronounce “DOS”…

How dare you show me a sprint board outside of work hours. XD

Bessent looks like Jim Carrey playing a cartoonishly over-the-top villain.

“They won’t let me do whatever I want so waaah! WAAAH!!! I’m not going to do anything I’m supposed to do until I get my way! WAAAH!!!”

-A diaper-wearing child

They look funny doing that, but I wouldn’t fxxk with a single one of those dudes. Probably have thighs as solid as rock and could kick you straight into a coma.

A digital panopticon.

Winblows.

Complaining pick-up truck drivers need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps and maybe consider getting a big boy job and a big boy car. See me when you can hold down a position as a line cook at Wendy’s with a combination of public transit and a 2002 Toyota Corolla that functions reliably about four total weeks out of the year! That’s how a real man handles business!

Yeah dude. The death threats and racism were a serious problem. I got assigned to a small volunteer battle.net mod team for a collection of StarCraft clan chatrooms back in the early 2000’s and… Jesus Christ, it was AWFUL. There was a time when every other message in the chats was a slur or a threat. That’s not an exaggeration. That used to be the norm.

Wow… What a history. All these times I’ve been to DC and stood at the reflecting pool and I never knew it carried such a tale.

Oh, right. AI users…

ahem

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“Claude, how do I change power settings on a laptop?”

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Yeah, and I mean Starbucks used to be a staple for me; I’m not gonna deny that. Back when the original customer loyalty/gold card program existed, the entire chain was setup to be a daily experience, not a premium experience, and I was there daily. Plus, I swear I remember the coffee tasting better back then. But the movies aren’t dead because of candy sales and Starbucks won’t die for adapting their business model to the times. I suppose I’ve just been around long enough to mourn how things used to be.