Edit the image to put the fucking back

I once tried every avocado ripening trick i could find in a desperate attempt to enjoy some avocado toast. Let me tell you they are all bullshit. Just eat it tomorrow instead.

I’d just cook normal recipes but with a random can whenever it called for a can of something. Then thats whats for dinner and if the kiddo don’t like, he can go hungry until breakfast.

I think his name was Mike Wazowski

Intelligence is realizing that hes performing blantant stock manipulation in public and wondering why he isnt in prison yet.

There are… far worse works of art out there in the furry community. The cheese grater just happened at the right time.

Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers.