Che Banana

Back in the day 2 bottles of Boones Farm Strawberry Hills Wine Coolers. The big ones, 750ml. Both down my pants. 2 glasses to boot.

THIS MOTHERFUCKER EATIN’ BEANS!

inhales

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK REDDIT

…and this is why someone started the whole ‘trigger warning’ thing

Absolutely agree with this and would add you come across as snobbish and your manager may feel demeaned by this, which won’t go well for you in the long run.-regardless of your intentions

nah

Johnny comes lately?

…wait

Always said Half n Half.

‘Get a case of half n half’

Like moose, deer, sheep, etc… the plural is also a singular

Before there was Catheter commercials there was Diabeeetus

Tim?

I read this in Norm Macdonalds voice…

When I first encountered them, I thought to myself ‘this is the most communist shit I ever heard, how is this popular in the USA?’

and then Trump came along and the answer: oh, because most fucking idiots love either bootlicking or powertripping

HOA board members are so horny for these right now.

Have you thought of setting up a trail cam/dash cam? might be able to catch the person taking pics

one of my core childhood memories is eating ice cold egg salads after a day of it being in my fanny pack skiing…that and sparkling apple cider.

BLASPHEMY!

lol, nah, you do you, leaves more for us.

It is the very, very rare occasion that I shit in public.

Last time, i was flying back from the US and into the Netherlands and found one wing of the airport under construction so there wasn’t any open gates, but the toilets were open… you ever shit in an empty airport bathroom? Amazing.

Contrast with the time I was at the same airport a week before and there was actual shit on the floor, dragged across from the rolling luggage to the stall.

aneurysm posting

Capybara.

Chill. Zero fucks given. Love water.

The libertarian party in the US is basically the GOP by another name (think fascist Spain as it related to Nazi Germany).

Here is the worst example

http://politicsthatwork.com/voting-record/Rand-Paul-412492

“But when someone is said to be shilling for something or someone there is a distinct note of disapproval, and often the implication that the act is somehow corrupt or dishonest, or that the product or person being promoted is not to be trusted.”