So Google has about a 6% stake in SpaceX, which is about to make an IPO. Built into this contract is a no-fault release as long as 90 days notice is given by either party.

This is all about pumping up value before the IPO. Googles shares are estimated to be worth above $100B now.

Is there a revolt against self checkouts that I missed? Not that I’ve shopped in a physical store in five years anyway.

You shouldn’t give a fuck of your choice of 3D printer’s manufacturer is controversial.

HP and Dell suck a fat one, but I don’t give it a moments thought when I’m printing out hollow Earth leaflets to hand out at the mall food court.

Does the artist think orca eyes are white?

Hardcore users don’t get to pick the darling. Revenue does.

President of Africa.

No one is going to read this article, let alone a whole story about The White Stripes.

According to everything I learned watching Shark Tank reruns, a business isn’t worth anything without sales.

"I want to see if the gold is there, which I’m sure it will be.”

Just more of the same 24/7 bullshit.

Both spellings are acceptable, but calling someone a chode is never acceptable.

Unless it’s their last name, like my friend Manpreet Chode.

Shop. Notes. Pictures. Social media. News.

Not what I do, just what I’ve noticed normal people in my life do.

It’s not illegal to be bad at business. In fact it’s somewhat rewarding.

Because we’re savage and will pick apart their choice.

The way to LASO is be doesn’t afraid of anything.

Beer comes and goes, but skeleton is forever.

Hair loss is common during rapid weight loss, even without pharmaceutical interventions.

Tis it true m’lord?

I think I read that’s illegal now?

As far as I know Viagra promises to improve symptoms of erectile dysfunction. It doesn’t claim to make you less of a shit boyfriend.

The universe is estimated to be 13.8 billion years old.