if you don’t mind a more traditional RPG or puzzle game

Yes actually I usually prefer turn based combat to action when it comes to handhelds. Not as a rule but it just removes a stress factor.

Time to head home and never look back 😅

She definitely said that right before orcing all over the place

Imagine accessing your own PC remotely from a different machine like tech support does occasionally but instead of fixing stuff you do it to play games. That way you can use your gaming rig in another room or on the go without physically moving it as long as you have fast internet on both ends.

That seems very specific ngl.

There’s an easy way to test her true age. Everybody knows the millenial can’t resist the avocado toast.

Mastercard? No sorry, we only take WokeCoin 🤷‍♂️

Opinel carbon steel pocket knife. They’re awesome. Cheap, robust and easy to keep sharp. Just need to oil the blade every now and then for corrosion resistance and you’re good to go.

Once the number on your bank account crosses a certain threshold your right arm practically lifts itself it seems