Ha, I actually thought of that, but I was like “screw it I’m gonna make the joke anyway”. It would take take the most tremendous, big, beautiful rocket you’ve ever seen folks. Tremendous thrust, huge. But hey, worth it, right? We can’t risk some Alien species getting ahold of him and thinking that’s what your average human is like.
I hate motherfuckers who don’t understand the first rule of- uhh, something or other.
Yeah, society is doomed, for constantly making excuses for someone so blatantly fucked up. Even when Trump dies, people like this will prop up the next evil idiot they find.
Cool, lets send you on a very important mission to investigate the surface of the Sun.
To someone used to having others under heel, fairness can feel like oppression. It is a deeply unfortunate thing, but it’s all the more reason that sadly, fairness has to be institutionalized and peoples rights must be explicitly protected by law. Because people of this sort sure wont treat everyone the same on their own unless the law forces them to. I truly wish we lived in a world where such laws were not needed, but here we are.
Yeah… jokes. Anything bad he says is always a joke, even when it isn’t. Hell, especially when it isn’t. These stupid media fuckers need to stop with the damn kid gloves. But hey, long as they get their money they don’t give a fuck about us, hell, they’ll even sell us out to the highest bidder.