Go to sleep

Just imagine the scenario, you arrive at work and you see your boss at your desk with a smirk on his face. “Hello Carole, starting today I want you to keep tabs on those bathrooms got it?👏🙂”

What the fuck? Who has enough money/time in this world to keep tabs on toilet passage?

Yup, splashing water everywhere

500 cigarettes

Brake drifting was so satisfying to discover. When the 200cc mode came out on Wii U I struggled so much until I found out about it, but discovering it alone without a guide was very satisfying.

California is making computers shittier for the rest of the world. Sorry for lashing out, fuck you!

The world when it’s my time to be an adult

Oh my god, I get that they would’ve later perpetrated death and fear to innocents…

Why am I internally “cheering” for 100 dead people.

Fuck this shit

Ddg

I don’t think they know that compilers have a setting to optimize their results

Cool game

Got a red light on my car this morning, fixed it 😊👍

Hoping you don’t ever have to think about DDR3.

6-7😃

😳☝️👇🛑🚨💅🥀

Everything ends.

I really hope this fucking moron dies and suffer a lot

Walk with a purpose.

Keep eye contact to a minimum.

Use mirror, reflections and shadows to tell movement without looking directly at it.

Don’t use headphones, you need your senses.

Don’t listen to strangers.

Trust your gut.