Beat me half to death

I go to SF pretty often but haven’t seen them. But I’ve only been here since 2024

I live in California and have never had a paper straw. Where are they using these things?

I mean is there any other way?

It’s an old format but it checks out

Fake - they weren’t fighting

Gay - they were fucking

For the fiber

Jesus Christ

I got to work with that guy on set of a show. He was super cool and down to earth. Wouldn’t stop preaching about diabetes but he was cool.

He must’ve downloaded all of One Piece

Yep. I get breakfast for my employees for meetings from McDonald’s sometimes and use the points for a kid meal for my daughter when money is tight.

Nailed it

Sauces are $2 extra each

I dated 2 different strippers. Most boring relationships I ever had. Only one was fucked off on drugs though.

You misspelled “barely tolerate”

Are you saying this is not the death star we were looking for?

You sure? It’s only 0.39 more and if you watch this ad first, we’ll make it a large.

5. Profit

puts dick away while mumbling

Depends on the diet honestly