I would probably want to smoke crack. Not like I can get hooked and ruin my life if I’m on death row already.

I can scatter green herbs but I’ll be smoking them while doing so.

Maybe instead of a moment of silence for Mangione they should play Feels So Good

Her dad Bob definitely does have a big mustache so your instincts aren’t far off.

I hope the spider bit him in the dick and nobody nearby was willing to suck the poison out

10 watch Look Around You
20 goto 10

People look at me like I’m taking crazy pills when I bring up The Typing of the Dead. Literally House of the Dead with a keyboard. You type or you die. It brings that Dark Souls energy to Mavis Beacon’s doorstep.

My neighbor used to put marbles in his paintball gun

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mr skeltal

Paying for shit in India is a fool’s errand like paying for sand at a beach

I heard my neighbor’s dog say something really off-color about Taiwan yesterday.

We should find out if he weighs as much as a duck

My dad once drove/boated/floated an old Volkswagen across a flooded road that a pickup truck couldn’t cross. A big part of why it worked is that it wasn’t weighed down by two tons of batteries.

I aspire to live to see a future much more futuristic than science could have predicted

I got stuck on a boss and couldn’t find my way back to them after rallying and attempting to make a second attempt.

I would like to see what Japan could pull off playing Banana Ball.

I remember one summer growing up my parents cooked a lot of zucchini. It got to the point where we were like “pump the brakes on the zucchini we can’t take much more”. Turns out it was growing in the compost pile quite a bit from discarded seeds. Granted, that compost pile is very healthy with red worms.

When you put it that way we as Americans collectively shit our pants every day.

I want to play Nioh but the huge guy inside the boat is proving too difficult to proceed.