Winter_Oven

…isn’t Newton’s first law about inertia?

Second one is about momentum, and third one is about the action-reaction.

I am now significantly more inclined to watch the trailer now.

hmm, so you could say something like:

“If the average human’s mouth was a wheel, how many cogs would it have?”

or maybe a feature where posts cannot be deleted past a time period + amount of engagement.

Tomorrow always arrives uninvited.

double-kill

Waiting 8 seconds after turning off a device, before turning it back on. Any electronics, really.

Turning the TV on off? Wait 8 seconds.
Blender not working? Unplug, 8 seconds, replug.
Replacing batteries? 8 seconds.

10 seconds is too long, 5 seconds isn’t enough sometimes. 8 seconds is perfect.

Seeing the comments, and generally all the monkey paw arrangements, I remember the genie in that one strip where he clarifies all the various things that needs to be considered when the person wished they could fly.

I personally feel that he is the best one, irrespective of how tedious it would be.

why is it a negative number for the floating point error one? Doesn’t a day counter either increments or be set to zero? are they minusing the day by the value it holds to make it zero instead of just assigning it zero?? Why??

our king 👑

dies

Huh, I see dogs, jumping up to catch something.

I bring you: broof

contributes confusion to the conversation

surely negative numbers are in the cards? since we deserve the compensation for all the trouble

fuck I’m screwed

darn, 2 minutes too late. made a similar comment.

hmm…is it really “blasting” when it only mentions this in like a single line in the beginning paragraph?

Many interpreted the last article in this series as an attack on Microsoft for using the OOXML format against users’ interests. However, this was only one of my objectives, as I also wanted to raise users’ awareness of fake open-source software, such as OnlyOffice, which partners with Microsoft in a strategy to lock users in.

tell me more about the “Fly-Away” scenarios