

That’s Mambo No. 6
The idea that Americans might have to do something to fix their country? Unthinkable, clearly a joke. Good luck.

Which American are you?
“We can’t fight back because then the Nazis will take the opportunity to punish us harder”
“it’s not as EASY as you seem to think”
“Yeah, well what have YOU done??”
“Did you not see the VERY effective and not-at-all-a-huge-joke No Kings protests?”
“Keyboard warrior!”
“I can’t have principles, I might lose the shitty job I hate!”
“I believe that every historical revolutionary to whom I owe my prosperity was a Disney character with no family or livelihood at stake and who never really had to risk anything because in my child-brain their victory was guaranteed.”****


That’s Mambo No. 6


You deserve whatever MAGA decides to give you.


Literally nothing?
Fuck right off. You have a whole amendment about.


Dope. Will give it a look.


It’s not like Americans have been dining out on a national identity of “personal sacrifice to fight tyranny against great odds” for a couple centuries or anything, right?
If they’d spent the last 50 years of obnoxious flag-waving about “let’s all not make waves and chill out so that we can continue to keep our shitty jobs and maintain our relative comfort,” then I’d give them a pass.
But no- putting down authoritarians and fascists is exactly the thing Americans have spent the last 70 years belligerently insisting they’re especially good at. If they don’t have this, they have fucking nothing and they deserve whatever MAGA gives them.
Previous owner just laid down hundreds of square meters of weed barrier fabric and then dumped gravel on it. We’re currently trying to re-shape the situation into a US southwestern-style dry garden.
Specifically, I’m in the middle of moving a good deal of the existing gravel, removing the turf grass, and replacing it with a free-draining landscape built around gravel mulch and natural stone. Planting areas are shaped to create an open, desert-inspired feel, with plants grouped in drifts and clusters rather than traditional flower beds. Gonna focus on species that can handle cold winters, hot summers, drought, and wind while still capturing the character of those landscapes.
Rather than recreating Arizona, adapting the look of the American Southwest to the Canadian prairie climate and growing conditions. Small palette of hardy plants like yuccas, prickly pears, ornamental grasses, sages, blanket flowers, and coneflowers.
Goal is an open, sculptural, low-maintenance landscape inspired by northern New Mexico- adapted to the Canadian Prairies. Fire pit and seating area in the middle, so far, so good.


You’re complicit. You’re too comfortable. Tou’re a coward. And you sound white as hell.
If you ever put those videos in an album somewhere, let me know. Doing similar projects on my property, always good to get inspiration


Okay. When they’re loading you and the people you care about into a van or onto a train, you can comfort everyone by telling them about your principles.
They’ll thank you, really.
Professor of applied linguistics here, can confirm, language is fluid, don’t be a goober
If you’re documenting this anywhere, I’d love to see the work in progress.


Bumbling oddball neighbors banding together to do a SERIOUS INVESTIGATION is such a no-brainer of a formula. I love the original film, just watched the trailer and it looks fun as fuck.


Moral relativist cowardice. Performative high-road bullshit. Neither makes you a good person.


This is how I learn there’s a TV adaptation of “The Burbs”???


We use the word “bullying” because the real word gets us banned. Play the fuck along.


Reddit-ass moderation


Except Americans are fucking cowards to the last individual
Cyberattacks and information warfare on a massive scale. Coordinated catfishing and social engineering efforts to expose and ruin MAGA lives. Cut off contact with complicit family members and acquaintances. Want to do a cute little “no kings” parade? Fine- do them on loading docks and at airports. Disrupt work in key areas. Industrial and corporate sabotage. Denial of employment. Denial of services.
And be clear about the fact that this is the STARTING point and you WILL escalate.
And oh, hey- you’re literally sitting on a pile of decorated generals, heads of intelligence and national security agency leaders who have been forced out by Trump for insufficiently licking boot or have resigned in protest of Trump.
Mark Milley
CQ Brown
H.R. McMaster
Jim Mattis
Meroe Park
Dan Coats
Joseph Maguire
Jeffrey Kruse
Alexander Vindman
Tim Haugh
Milton Sands
John Kelly
Lisa Franchetti
Where are these cowards? A few are clowning around on social media. If you won’t do anything and these people won’t stand up, you’re absolutely fucked