So a youthful Michael Jordon?

You have millions of dollars to try fighting the case? They do.

Recording police is different and usually considered protected by the first amendment as long as it is an on-duty officer and you are lawfully present in a public space.

Some states (California, Delaware, Florida, Illinois, Maryland, Massachusetts, Montana, Nevada, New Hampshire, Pennsylvania, and Washington) have two-party consent laws, making it illegal to record a conversation without consent from all parties in the recording. At the very least, a recording w/o consent would be inadmissible in court, but it could also land you in prison (up to 5 years in Maryland and Massachusetts).

I mean, he’s no Tom Cruise, Keanu Reeves, Nicholas Cage or Adam Sandler, but he’s pretty good!

Look at the lines in the fences.

Hi diddly ho neighborino! 'bout to wreck your mentally unstable ass.

Don’t worry, we’ll still keep in touch!

I do! Because I’ve never bothered getting a passport…

First thing I do in the morning is put on a fresh pair of gloves for the day.

Ngl, I couldn’t function w/o being able to look at which key I’m pressing from time to time.

The test results have determined that you are a dad.

Freebeer and Hotwings (actual name of a real morning show)

So there’s no issue with cosplaying a dude playing a dude playing another dude then, right?

Good for the bear! I would hate to lose my penis.

Who needs to masturbate when you’ve got all that pussy?

That’s it, I’ve had it. Somebody get Joe Rogan in here so we can hash this out.

I like to boof a pot of coffee in the morning.

Just because you have $1M doesn’t mean you can afford to own two $500k houses. Maintenance, property taxes and insurance would probably be unaffordable.

Looks like the sequel became a much bigger hit.