https://youtu.be/60HGezGgkPU

I can imagine. I know anything I search for is chest deep in the shit right now. If anyone has a way tonpip the ai bubble, please sign me up.

(and just in case, I’m just giving you shit about the photo. Its really pretty cool)

Man, fuck off. Its not even summer yet. Xmas creep is getting worse every year.

It has been a long time since I thought about that movie.

Yeah. I wish he’d post more, but I don’t want him to rush anything or become too mainstream either.

This is hands down the best thing Seagal has ever been in.

https://youtu.be/3aCMTpJx2cs

is it nothing? is nothing going to happen? because I bet nothing happens.

Reading is a skill. If you enjoy it, just start slow. Personally I do audiobooks but I’m in the cat a lot for work. A lot of my job has me doing something I can listen to them and work at the same time.

The problem is they can not learn.

Scrolling past too quickly, I was taken aback by the giant hand shaped pillow.

I knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

I used to. I’m an old school troll. I enjoy messing with people and teasing. If I can make things difficult or awkward for someone, then get both of us to laugh about it, I’m in heaven. But over the last couple of decades people take themselves more seriously or something and its harder to get people to be silly or appreciate the absurd. People don’t enjoy it any more so I stopped doing it. I don’t want to get people actually mad, or have them be truly upset. But yeah, I’d argue just about anything to get someone going. I’d get more and more outrageous till they finally twigged what I was doing. Then I’d do the same thing to the next person but take a different stance. Usually the first person would join in and it would just snowball.

My guy didnt let adversity get in his way. This is the difference beween handicapped and handycapable.

I’ve been to LaPlata. Nothing in this article is surprising.

“Friend”. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

What Luigi incident? He was with me working out at the gym.

Yeah, they were hanging in cages and one got shot in the leg. “put your finger in it!” as he bled out.

I’m hongry.

The one that gets my wife is the Tooms episodes.

In all things when dealing with people, be good at reading the room. Its not other peoples job to figure out if you’re telling one. Its up to you to make sure they know its a joke. Just saying “the following is a joke and should not be taken seriously” isn’t really enough, its too easy to hide behind that. The onus is on you to make sure people know its dark humor, and thats not an easy task. If you find yourself saying “dude, calm down, I was kidding” you failed.

I make all kinds of horrible sexist and “I hate my wife” jokes to my wife but there is no question about how i actually feel. And I dont joke like that with other people around if they aren’t really good friends.

They’re great pets. If you do end up getting some, please get more than one, they’re social and really need company.