Lunchables was engineered to appeal to kids’ desire for autonomy and to ease mothers’ guilt, using the same consumer psychology approach Philip Morris developed for cigarettes.

I loved lunchables. FUCK!

This guy clearly hasn’t finished reading all of ‘Childhood’s End’ yet.

Yeah, there’s no case. So despite the lack of a public explanation there’s not much of a mystery to this news.

Whoa, the resemblance is stronger than I thought it’d be.

Remember when every moron in the country was insisting that Trump would press the magic “make everything cheap” button on day one? Lol idiots.

Time to bust out a classic:

It should, but that’s not going to happen. However, he’s term limited and will be leaving office on January 12th 2027… When he’ll probably turn around and accept whatever cushy position Trump promised him for his soul.

The “President of peace” sure does start a bunch of fucking wars, huh?

“I don’t care about the midterms, look what happened last night,” Trump said, an apparent reference to the triumph of Ken Paxton, whom he had endorsed, over the sitting Republican senator John Cornyn in the Texas Republican Senate primary.

I mean, he probably should care a bit. Internal GOP estimates suggest they think it’s going to cost them $250mil now just to hold one seat in Texas, which really shouldn’t be necessary spending, given Texas voter’s 40-year record of buffoonery. And it’s all because Trump had to be a petty little bitch and endorse a criminal AG for Senate, because he thinks Cornyn isn’t “MAGA enough” despite voting Trump’s way 99.2% of the time. A record which makes him more loyal than Ted Cruz, by the way.

Roku used to be pretty great, but the writing was on the wall after the IPO in 2017. This is just one more step in the decade-long march toward total enshittification.

“How should it cost? Free?” he wrote. “I don’t understand what affordability it is.”

Dang, he even texts like the average semiliterate MAGA chud.

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If you insist on misusing AskLemmy to try to push your agenda, you should be a little more subtle about it next time.

The world needs more Gex.

A grifter got grifted by grifters. hahaha I love that for her.

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Self-hosting = planning your own vacation, obviously.

Clips is a TikTok-like vertical video stream where users can scroll through excerpts from Netflix series, films, and specials, as well as trailers for upcoming titles.

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I wonder how much time Pete Hegseth spends every day scribbling down ideas for “badass” names in a composition notebook like a bored teenager daydreaming about starting a rock band.