

“You don’t know who you are!? Do you have dementia? Is your carer here?
Hey Dave, this lady doesn’t know who she is! Can you get her a cup of tea while I call the police, somebody must be missing her”
I actually had to do this twice to two different customers over a number of years. Both times they backpedaled quickly and stopped being dickheads.






My dog likes children’s shows with bright colours. Teletubbies, In the Night Garden, Bluey. My cat likes those bird YouTube videos like “four hours of birds feeding in the back yard”.