Ok, now imagine it with little flags on the corners of the hood

The more frequently you see them, the closer they are. If this is happening daily for you, your transition to the backrooms could happen at any moment. I’m sorry.

meesa think he’s got slopcrotch.

I hesitate to ask, but what in the ever living fuck is going on with his crotch.

You’re just prepping for the cat you don’t have yet.

It’s coming.

it is inevitable.

He sold that right for FOUR BILLION DOLLARS.

I think it’s canon that his dad is The Force, so…

The cement truck makes that line quite thick. Quite thick indeed.

At no point in that article is the driver even mentioned, let alone blamed.

as the vehicle had pulled up to the store

Apparently the vehicle has agency and it was indeed the vehicle that had to go to the store that day.

Foot note, it’s illegal to drive with a loaded weapon in the vehicle, the last line of the article added seemingly as an afterthought. Im surprised they didn’t say the dog was being investigated.

That far too old a target for the current Whitehouse.

An alternate theory:

Some poor bastard at fruit roll-up co finally got the greenlight for his tomato idea, internal testing proved it was terrible, but some marketing genius managed to sell the idea for enough money to offset the r&d costs.

I hadn’t heard the name switchfoot in decades. I remember they had one good song but it still got creepy in the middle. New way to be human?

at least it’s not ai.

I know you’re just quoting Saruman, so I’m giving you an upvote, but I can’t seriously disparage a guy using his influence to tell the world to calm the fuck down, especially when quoting Gandalf.

Allow me to introduce you to my favorite Unicode character, the zero width space

https://unicode-explorer.com/c/200B

Get one of those old timey sheep stomach water bladders and fill it with molten plastic, then just go to town like you’re icing a cake.

Or buy a different brand

https://3dpros.com/printer-categories/brand

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