flashback to Alt 90 in Houston with a 65 MPH speed limit but if you aren’t going 85, you’ll cause an accident

Twice as high as a butterfly.

Jessica’s Thick Booty Prime

“Here he comes! Immortan Mark!”

“I… got… gashed by an exposed piece of wire…”

Now do Trump.

He means the Krampus, where the kid gets eaten.

Work smarter, work harder.

Harder! HARDER!

Did you invade Ireland?

Do… do you have an Italian accent?

That’s because people still call the potato quest boring.

His expression is priceless.

Tim Cook and the entire Apple leadership must have Alzheimer’s.

They are repeatedly surprised by how every time they make a colorful and low end something it sells like gangbusters.

They are honestly caught off guard. Every time.

(Bring back the SE, you fucknuggets!)

We all live in the coal mines.

Another leopard victim.

adds you to the existing call