“I wanted a tower, so I built one. France has a tower, and it’s so bad, they call it The Awful Tower. My tower won’t be awful, it’ll be the best. It’ll be so great that people will fight over it. And on it. Anyway, I gotta go take a shit.”

Volusia County is like the Florida of Florida, it’s where Daytona (of Daytona 500 and Daytona Bike Week) is, and it’s one of just 4 or 5 places in FL that allow driving on the beaches.

A woman was hit by a car on this beach in March, a 3 year old was hit in April, and now this (almost) 2 year old, and that’s just this beach, just this year, so far.

If you’re still wondering why this is allowed to continue (and will be indefinitely), watch this short interview with a Volusia County Council member, and see on his face how many fucks he gives:

https://youtu.be/YWleqRrPvmg

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Plus one for each big toe

Those were the days

Mm, probably flat, and room-temperature, too. The perfect beverage.

Another example atop the pile of millions of others, that a lot (most?) people are stupid and susceptible to even very flimsy propaganda.

I think it’s like how The One Ring brought to Gollum unnatural long life. This level of wealth, or the trappings that come with it, have mutated and perverted Elon into something that only echoes some scant memory of his former self.

See also: Bezos, Zuck, Trump, McConnel, etc etc etc

Could be a mixed-breed? I’m no expert, but things like that do happen.

Either way, what an interesting and special little genetic anomaly you’ve found. I had a cat whose belly – and only her belly – was covered in fine curls. Straight everywhere else. Never seen anything like it before or since.

Lol, maybe you already knew, but there is/was a subreddit called “RonPerlmanCats”

If a jury of my peers finds me guilty of any crime, no matter how obvious it is that I did it, and I then find out they’re all a bunch of cow fuckers, I will be filing for an appeal.

I’m sorry if I missed the point of this story, it was a long day for me.

Lil’ whoopsie-daisies

Kamala Harris Backdoors The Supreme Court for ‘Slamming Racism’

You’re gonna feel real silly when you look around and see the rest of us all squeezing our new refrigerators to keep our groceries cold.

Myopic smoothbrains, all of them.

I’m maximizing my ability to maximize my gains in all areas.

Maxmaxxing, I call it.

So tired of being beholden to the assinine whims of this flippant man-child.

Ooh, he’s definitely not gonna like that one.

Epidemiologist, or just good at Plague Inc?

They take one look at me, and they’re stark raving mad.