That wouldn’t fly in Springfield

To no one’s surprise Lockjaw

https://www.salon.com/2025/04/28/we-once-rid-the-us-of-this-nasty-parasite-now-it-could-be-coming-back/

To the surprise of exactly no one

If only there was some way to predict this…

Why not fuck both of strong Steven Miller and Elon musk?

He’s the only one with a progressive platform!

You can’t fix that kind of stupid

I was certain that i was asking a rhetorical question — but not at all surprised to be literally correct…

Who did she grow up to vote for?

I do not think that amount is “rich”…

No, i live in insufficient madura.

I’m so tired of hearing reports of what CEOs and billionaires say, as if it was news. These people aren’t smart, they just managed to stay on stop for longest. Quit giving them a platform.

Another non-LGBTQ person

It’s a cult. They live in an alternate reality.

That’s been an ongoing problem since 2008

That’s because truth and principle mean absolutely nothing to their promoters or their base.

The only thing that means anything is loyalty and grift.

These fucking morons are not going to learn until they receive real consequences for their actions.

I hope they see real time in a Japanese prison.

These people are literally ghouls in a death cult

Don’t worry — our Supreme Court overlords know what’s best for them … I mean us.

I mean it’s not like they’ve been taking improper gifts from billionaires for years…