The scratch is simply a metaphor.

This is a horse story…

…A found letter story, in the form of a Ken Burns documentary!!

POOF

"Dear Bobert,

I have stumbled upon a majestic lamp & read the text of lamp. A genie… neigh…a Djin then appeared. When asked for my first I gurfawed “Apple”, but sadly it was an apple of knowledge. Damned Djin. Now I am on my second wish, which I have decided is “Replace horse with car”.

Please, if this is a bad wish, alert me within the next few minutes. I realize now that it is too late, as you have already received this and I have made my wish.

Alas, I lovingly await your sheep words…

Car love you, Jim The Horse The Car"

The Car & The Horse:

A Short Tale a Djin Once Told Me (VOL I)

Once upon a time there was a human with a horse. It wasn’t a poor human, but it was a simple one.

One day whilst plowing fields, forcing a horse to plow a course…(“Jim”, we shall name horse) thae human stumbled upon a brass lamp, ornately carved & brilliant to witness.

As the human was furiously rubbing the lamp with it’s sleeve, Jim noticed some text on the bottom of the lamp and imagined what it might sound like…

“Neigh…”, the human heard, curiously

BUT this isn’t a tale of humans. It is a tale of horses and electric cars. The last of my tales dwarfed the original story, thus causing OP to delete the entire post. However, that story isn’t gone forever. I still have it. This is simply a different one.

And this is a story about a horse.

FOR MORE HORSE STORY, INSERT COIN

Yakov? Damn you still owe me for all those nights in Branson, Missouri!!!

Take it all and do better for the people within

Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦

A monster once ruined the world

He caused everything to unfurl

Destabilization on the Internet stations

My blood he always made curl

My husband was having a stroke

Orange man made husband a joke

Cognitive test, I say this in jest

Fuck me our system is broken

Donald Trump is rather bland

Donald Trump is a stupid “man”

So all the “king’s” fools & all the tool’s “men”

Had to rename Iran’s list of demands

…not to mention how confusing this would be for Benjamin Button

I agree, but you can also fart from a butthole (which is funny) & some people have sex with them.

Nobody is fucking Sam and co. & they are not funny.

The alleged ID

Speaking of a dash of salt on sweet…

“The sweet is not as sweet without the sour”

Umami or whatever. Good stuff.

I’m gonna check it out in a sec because I freaking love to read… like, a lot.

But I read your comment as “The Fourth Turing” and got really excited. I’m all about that. Lol. Litmus them robots. But anyway, I’m all in. I’ll check it out :) thanks for the rec!

I didn’t see that. Nice catch, Watson.

So you have tasted the difference? Because why even buy one of those water flavored balloons??? Amirite??? ofc, my love

Yeah, but with meat bags too. Remember ‘Puck’ from “The Real World”? Like that, but every week it’s a different billionaire. At the end of every season, it pans down into a pit which is full of them. The twist; human centipede. We’ve been keeping them alive by feeding them tweets from the one with thumbs. Double twist; the one with thumbs is in the middle. Triple twist; it’s so they can’t thumb their own buttholes. They still hungry tho

I remind them. I’m not a “told ya so” kind of person, but it’s important to remind them not to make the same mistakes again.

I voted against that mofo 3 times, yo. I try. Every. Single. Day. For so many years. It hurts and I’m really tired.

We’re getting into “borrow neighbor’s wife or husband” ““for a bushel of tomatoes”” territory.

The stem should be fuzzy when you strip the leaves. That fuzz can turn into roots. Which it should. Soooooo much more fruit this way. Yes, tomato is fruit

I’m currently running my phone in black & white so I can’t tell for sure, but those look like beefsteaks which I believe, personally, I’ve gotten pretty good at growing.

Looks like I’ll be trading tomatoes for what I want this season. Fuck money

Good tip for tomatoes, start it and let the plant get 2-3 sets of the round leaves (leafs?) or 1 true set, strip the leaves (again, leafs? I’m drunk.). Bury it with the bottom of the stem about 2-4 inches above the bottom of a well drained bucket. Make sure you have holes near the bottom. Put the bucket in a tray. Water the plant from the bottom, in the tray. Never from the top.

Trust me. It works… so well. I promise. You’re welcome.

Bird up