Is there another meaning to bedtime other than the time you go to bed that I’m missing?

My wife kept her last name because she’s a published academic, but her last name is a slang word for something related to genitals (won’t dox myself here) so we agreed any kids we have get my last name.

Wouldn’t that make Melania a victim of human trafficking?

Isn’t this old news?

I guess Lauren can try eating microchips

Just read the headline. Good

Because that was an idiotic thing to say.

Yeah, but unless you’re making out with an infected person, ya ain’t getting hantavirus. This will not be COVID 2. I’d be surprised if 30 people total get infected from this “outbreak”

I think what this is pushing back against is the idea that roads are built for motorists because motorists “pay” for the roads. Entitled people in cars getting pissed at pedestrians and cyclists because they “don’t pay” for “their roads”. As someone who rides their bike most places I’ve experienced this first hand as well as online discourse.

Sorry man, Poland is taking the crown for that one.

China is bad, just not nearly as bad as the US anymore.

Where’s Futurama?

But but but there was this one paper from that one economist saying that if we raise the minimum wage that everyone will go out of business and inflation will be worse than 1920s Germany.

NO! Do NOT look at the actual real life examples where raising the minimum wage resulted in more economic growth and activity and lifted thousands out of poverty.

-Some dumb CEO.

Just one?

Didn’t they figure that out with Vasalgel?

I don’t want to fly into Rapist international

Yeah, it’s called LOVE! I got my wife chewing on a hoodie string for her contact photo.

Good

Oh nooooo. Guess they gotta release all their slaves

“aspired”. We all have aspirations. Doesn’t mean we’re capable of doing them.