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I would get stuck in there feasting on sardines.

So let me get this straight- you are aiding Putin, Putin is aiding Iran, and you are attacking Iran.

“Yo girl gimme yo number.”

“It’s 5.”

I traveled quite a bit in SE Asia, and I don’t know how anyone survives beyond the age of about 8.

My least favorite spot in Vientiane is “That Dam” Stupa.

That dam stupa, everyone is fed up with its shit!

While we’re clearing out the air, if I buy your shitty product, why do I still need to see your fucking ads?

For all of us, let’s hope, but I’m not holding my breath.

Alcoholism and masturbation.

One day…

I still wake up every day and cannot fathom that this is the reality we are living in. It’s a daily struggle.

We are getting to them, that’s for sure. It doesn’t do enough of a difference, but they sure as fuck know how despised they are, because it shows.

6% on RottenTomatoes.

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

“I’ll pay you back next week, man, I swear!”

I enjoi the wai you write! :)

Ronin. Back when TV was a thing, if that shit came on, we did not change the channel until it was done. GOD what a fantastic film that is.

“But sure I’ll vote him for a third term!”

“Sorry, we exclusively specialize in anal infrastructure”

HERE’S MY JOKE WHAT YOU THINK, GUYS?!

Here’s me explaining my joke in detail so you chuds get it:

Yes, I have! Jesus and the money changers, Moses and the golden calf, easier for a camel to go through a needle’s eye, money is the root of all evil- I can go on forever.

My belief is that Man being cast out of paradise is a story of the break between nomadic and sedentary life, because we were able to live in purity and harmony with the world as it were, in plenty and only using what we needed, and wanted for nothing- and what is the first thing that happens after Man is cast out? Man lives in a hut and is toiling and plowing the soil, followed by a long list of kings, one more brutal than the next.

The accumulation of wealth is the root of evil.