diabetic_porcupine

Oh cool

Wait what? I’ve been using the tenor gif keyboard for ages and it’s working still now see?

Idk man I asked Siri what temp it was today and she said 103 and I call bs it felt more like 112 or even 120

Merely a sign of prosperity

We have actual real fat kids here

I saw a sign for houses starting at 39k today and man I bet they are so shit

60/40 it’s been in two butts

And they are both powerful tools and can be used to whatever means you want. Good or evil… or just means. Not everything has to have a good or bad label

Kindly give me your credit card information

I’m pretty sure she thinks I have a mental disorder… well the wrong one

Yeah they literally have people remote in and fix random things because obviously random things can go wrong and still require human intervention.

I told a customer I loved her when she left once. I will Never not think about that during every social interaction ever

I read that in a slow writing voice and heard pencil scratches

The Batmen of course need to be executives other wise it won’t be historically accurate

Not at that altitude is more like it

Dangit Bobby