I was working security at a port where cruise ships were loaded, and a bunch of dudes carrying guitar cases and music gear came through. They didn’t listen to any of my instructions and tried to go through the metal detectors without putting their shit on the conveyor belt thing. I had to send them through several times, and one of them was like, “Are you sure we have to do this?” and I was confused and told him yes. I found out later that they were the Beach Boys.

I had a good friend who’s dad had no arms, and he had his driver’s license and was an excellent driver

Times change. You can’t exist in 2026 and raise kids like you would have in 1996. You can’t have an experiment without a control, and there’s no such thing as a control when it comes to raising children