Don Kiedyck

It’s baseball season.

Time to start stocking up on Brawndo.

Masturbate.

The Iraq war was “justified” largely for the same reason the Iran war is being.

To distract everyone from the Epstein files?

Clever.

Here’s a good one:

“Walker Texas Ranger” <—> “Karate Wrangler Sex”

“We are all African.” — Richard Dawkins

How does one go to a collage?

Just one?

I hate when autocorrect changes “limp dicks” to “lame ducks”.

Seriously? Just pee in the washing machines like the rest of us.

Who also run marathons, according to the bumper sticker.