As long as you didn’t bring that provoking pooch with you.

not yet?

I legit enjoy getting scared so much that the few times I’ve experienced sleep paralysis I’m like “oh boy! it’s happening!” —but apparently that is exactly how you end a sleep paralysis episode is to just know that it is one/knowing it’s one helps relax you back into sleep.

Really bums me out.

This having negative votes adds to the joke.

I thought it was funny. Absurdism humor is hard to do.

Ah snap thanks for the reminder.

I know it’s all automated these days, but the mental prep isn’t.

That’s a hell of a suffix to add at the end of “just following orders.”

I hope these three journalists have appropriate security for following these threads.

Pull out, don’t pull out, we’re fucked either way.

What an interesting carpet pattern. I almost thought they were on a beach.

Upping the slave labor numbers.

nah it’s just me sucking the life force out of people who groan at dumb jokes

right in the exhaust pipe 😩

fuck cars

As the saying goes, “the wheels of justice turn slow— when moving forward. they go much faster in reverse.”

Sadly the older I get the less interested I am in reflex-heavy action titles.

I know Control had some welcome accessibility options including 100% aim assistance and 1 shot kills (that didn’t affect achievements!), but uhhh, at that point I’m just like what am I doing here?

I want a multiplayer game with roles for slow farts or non-sweaty people. Phasmophobia’s onto something with having someone sit in a van. Division almost had it with that tablet role they pulled before the game was released, where someone could just be on a tablet and buff/debuff people.

I’d love to see a 5 player spaceship game like No Man’s Sky where a ship can have someone just watching engines or shields and doing their station with no stress about much else.

…this comment digressed, but uhhh, all’s that to say this game looks good for people into it, but sadly not for me.

I remember hearing a dunk on vegans a while back that went “how do you know someone’s vegan? they’ll tell you.”

but in my experience it’s more like “how do you know someone hates vegans? they’ll tell you.”

I’m willing to forgive them, but take my forgiveness with the grain of salt that is my clown fetish.

FUKKIN GOTTEMMMMMMM DAB. ON. IT.

LET’S SLOP IT UP! 💦💻

Given my lack of self control with sugar and sodium, I’d probably OD on propofol if I had unchecked access to it. I can sleep for eight hours without any noisy neighbor or birds waking me up? What’s the catch?? Except the OD part of course.