I thought the Antichrist was supposed to be cool and suave, not this fucking thing.

Obviously hes learning advanced applied physics.

I’ve killed a pope before and I’ll do it again! - J.D ‘Couch Fucker’ Vance

Who knows, America might end up getting taken over by Canada after Trump runs it into the ground.

Tom Green would be profoundly better as the surgeon general.

Probably causes less eye strain, while being noticeable.

I relate too much to this.

Yeah I’ve never been so disappointed in my life! Babish should be the new mayor of flavour town!

Trump: OPEN THE FUCKING STRAIT YOU CRAZY BASTARDS!

also Trump: Were gonna close the strait by blocking it.

Ohh now they tell them

I hate that even in the universe creating our simulation, there’s ridiculously stupid cost cutting going on.

I no longer understand, nor want to understand wtf reality is anymore. I’m going go back to my delusional fantasy world for a while I think, maybe pretend to be a pirate again or something, I don’t know, I just refuse to acknowledge reality anymore until it starts fucking acting normal again.

America’s really trying to be the biggest threat to the world lately, almost terroristic in their actions.

go find where Musk is and beat the ever living fuck out of him, I’ll be able to access him easier with my billion dollars, after that just do shit to help my local community.

There’s always a catch.

Yeah, nothing suspicious about shutting down access for journalists.

Damn journalists keeping politicians accountable, how dare they! Don’t they know these politicians have thin skin and weak feelings, they need to stop bullying them.

Onlyfam will be allowed to attend his funeral.

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